Meat!

I have a secret and guilty lust for Big Macs. I am ashamed and alarmed when the sweet relish secret sauce makes me want to devour buckets of hamburgers. I always try to play it off-- If I am out with a friend I say,"ohh, I am so hungry, I am so famished... dare I go to the McDonalds for a quick fix?" Usually this comment is met with disgust and disbelief. I dont want to subject anyone else to my vices, so I dont give in... until.... that said friend goes home, then I make haste to the nearest mcdonalds, because once I have it in my head that I want some, I cant get it out until I have it. The secret sauce is what does it. I found this recipe for the secret sauce, which I plan to spread onto my next double double at in-n-out

1/2 cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons French dressing
4 teaspoons sweet pickle relish
1 tablespoon finely minced white onion
1 teaspoon white vinegar
1 teaspoon sugar
1/8 teaspoon salt

1. Combine all of the ingredients in a small bowl. Stir well.
2. Place sauce in a covered container and refrigerate for several hours, or overnight, so that the flavors blend. Stir the sauce a couple of times as it chills. (http://www.topsecretrecipes.com)
Makes about 3/4 cup.